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frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.
Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
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fuhmunda cheeze

when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.
do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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fromunda cheeze

The tiny balls of goo that form under a unclean nutsack mostly sweat and left over tolite paper balls
I been pickin fromunda cheeze all day
by Lewiscypher August 8, 2004
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The Cheeze

The cheeze is a term used to describe something as awesome; interchangeable with the shit or the shiz
Laura: "Do you know Harry?"
Kenzie: "Hells yeah! He is the cheeze!"
by bucketchicken August 7, 2009
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da big cheeze

A rather large block of cheese.

May also have an excessive sense of self importance, as compared to other cheeses.
A large, round block of Edam, 2 metres in diameter could well be described as da big cheeze.
by rufflove June 23, 2010
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poo cheeze

An undercover homosexual, or fag
One who displays metro sexual attributes. In other words is very lame in everyway, shape and form.
A person who is not real but dresses up to cover what they are really about.
"Kanye West is a Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"Your used to messing with Poo Cheeze ass niggas"

"Look at that Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"that nigga is wack... fuckin Poo Cheeze ass nigga"
by Youalrreadyknow August 30, 2006
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squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.
-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.
by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007
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