Cheezel

A girl who wears too much fake tan, to the point of looking orange.

That girl is so orange, she looks like she rolled around in a packet of Cheezels. (American = Cheetos)

by G Wizz June 13, 2015

Cheezel

noun; a selfish bastard who trys to mooCh off of you At any opportunity tht presents itself. Whether it be food, gas, fishing poles, bicycles,Money, shelter, tuna, inteRnet, texting, boobs, rIdes, horses, weaved baskets. In all reality a white trash ass hole who trys to get everythiNg.

"Wow dude the dirty ass cheezel showed up to my house uninvited and now im poor."

by peter crumpintime April 26, 2008

Dry cheezel

Fucking a girl in the arse without lube.

I took this Austrian chick home last night in Byron, she was horny as fuck and wanted in the arse. I said I didn’t have lube and she said don’t worry, so I went dry cheezel.

by Smoothy69 April 08, 2018

Dusty Cheezel

Noun; ulubricated anal intercourse with someone afflicted with haemorrhoids

Brother: I can’t walk today
Me: why is that?
Brother: I was on the wrong/right end of a Dusty Cheezel

by The Dusty Cheezler July 15, 2024

Sea Cheezel

A prawn

I can’t stop eating these they are as addictive as a cheezel hense the word sea cheezel

by jacuzzis December 25, 2023