Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing

That party last night was Catastic !

by Gunt123 March 11, 2012

Catism

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.

Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!

by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013

catgasm

1. when a cat purrs incredibly loud
and starts to kneed stuff and
has big bug eyes and its nose
is extremely wet.

2. when a friend starts to kneed on
your stomach and purrs, imitating a cat.

other phrases: catgasmed, catgasmic, catgasming.

1. dude my cat catgasmed all over my bed last night.

2. yo stop catgasming on my stomach.

by anonymousangie March 3, 2009

catastrophic

Causing a catastrophe, or a large disaster. Disastrous.

Walking into that trashcan was completely catastrophic for our relationship.

by A. Os May 11, 2006

CALASMOKE

CALASMOKE a custom Technic in making lichtenberg wood burning planks for residential and commercial locations . Only used for hardwood installations by a certified calasmoke artist. Certification can be acquired at Calabrese Flooring Co located in Denver Colorado

I installed a custom calasmoke certified hardwood floor with neon blue glow in the dark epoxy.

by Scott 0' Dowd March 14, 2020

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

catasstrophy

after your cat uses the litterbox, and runs away from it, sometimes a few leftovers linger on him and fall in his wake. These are catasstrophies.

I walked into the kitchen only to find a catasstrophy next to the refrigerator.

by ebymel April 3, 2008