A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.
She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.
by mr.sage July 21, 2025
Get the Brazilian Capybaramug. capybara is weak
by DanZAG1234 August 26, 2022
Get the Capybaramug. 
ight, one thing straight, fuck walmart. how to deal with this. Capybara bomber. First lure your capybara with a watermelon. then, shove cherry bombs down its through. continue feedng it watermelon untill there is a considerable buldge in the stomach, an then put in the wallmart, it will throw up the cherrybombs everywhere, and the scene is set.
Comit arson
Comit arson
by peclan dage February 22, 2022
Get the capybara bombermug. The capybaranote 1 or greater capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) is a giant cavy rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent2 and a member of the genus Hydrochoerus. The only other extant member is the lesser capybara (Hydrochoerus isthmius). Its close relatives include guinea pigs and rock cavies, and it is more distantly related to the agouti, the chinchilla, and the nutria. The capybara inhabits savannas and dense forests and lives near bodies of water. It is a highly social species and can be found in groups as large as 100 individuals, but usually lives in groups of 10–20 individuals. The capybara is hunted for its meat and hide and also for grease from its thick fatty skin.3 It is not considered a threatened species.
The jaguar's major prey includes tapirs, deer, monkeys, and capybara, but it will eat almost any vertebrate.
by Slep24 November 8, 2022
Get the Capybaramug. “Don’t look now Pedro but I think that tailless, largely aquatic four-and a half foot rodent
swimming next to you may be a capybara.”
swimming next to you may be a capybara.”
by The folk who's tryna get there November 12, 2025
Get the capybaramug. by Ur Mom's Lover September 16, 2022
Get the Capybaramug.