T.O.P.B.F.C.B

it stands for that one Polar bear from crash bandicoot.it will try attack you and smile like a pedophile when you die.

1:Hate T.O.P.B.F.C.B.
2.T.O.P.B.F.C.B is a jerk.

by moartimeforthinking October 6, 2013

J.F.C.

J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".

Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.

by jabron January 9, 2008

Southampton F.C

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

C.F.

Abbreviation of Central Falls, Rhode Island.

Place where there are too many people, the streets are too narrow, and where mothers shield their children's eye's while briefly passing thru.

Small city of one square mile with more prostitutes and drug lords than advertisements written in English.

"Mom, tommorrow I have to bring in some pictures of cocaine for my health class in school. Where on earth can I find some? The internet?"

"No hunny, Dexter Street in C.F."

by Yomanda September 28, 2006

C.F.G.

To be C.F.G.ed you must have given somebody gold jewlery in the past which they sent in to the popular "money now!" company Cash For Gold.

Bro, she C.F.G.ed your ass!

by Radio:AWESOME! January 21, 2009

Misogynist F.C.

A collective/team of ugly men who actively hate women because no attractive women will have anything to do with them.

misogynist f.c. - can't shoot, can't score!

by ClaireG July 5, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018