It's so far...

When someone is being lazy as fuck and can't reach something.

"Ay yo man, get that TV Remote!"
"It's so far...."

by UrbanLicktionary October 19, 2019

Far Cry

Means not even close - nowhere near the truth of the matter.

Saying Madonna has talent would be a far cry from the truth.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

How far?

"What's Up" in Pidgin English

Hey man, how far?
Nuthin' man, just chillin'

by Innovision September 16, 2009

shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

by Heather November 9, 2004

too far

when someone has clearly crossed the line, knows it, and says it anyways

when saying too far, the hand gesture for "time out" is often accompanied with it

"dude i have to take the biggest shit"
*everyone goes silent*
"wow..., too far (T)"

by jamisonlabs March 31, 2009

far canal

SFW way of saying "fucking hell"

Far canal, I can't believe you did that!!

by zippit March 4, 2011

War the far

Synonymous, with "what the fuck".

This phrase is particularily effective for expressing censored discontent while in the presence of toddlers, virgins, upper management and chinese people.

Stemming from the phrase warrup (definition: what's up) and "farred up" (definition: fucked up), the user attempts to replace the word "what" with "war" and "fuck" with "far".

...look at that guys face...it is absolutely farred up, war the far do you think happened to it?

by Mac Daddy Dukes April 13, 2011