buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

buttfuckingham palace

A saying used in the movie "Knocked Up".

So, hows life over at buttfuckingham palace?

by L1BERTINA GR1MM October 10, 2007

buttfucked in the mouth

Being absolutely dominated.

Unfortunately, Ohio State got buttfucked in the mouth by USC.

by 88BuckeyeGrad February 21, 2009

buttsack

A word with no true definition as a noun, but is generally used as a word to throw people off when a question is asked that the person doesn't want to answer and/or might be dangerous to answer.

Woman- "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "What?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "...What were we talking about, again?"

OR

Girlfriend- "Do you love me?"
Boyfriend- "Buttsack."
Bystander- "...Did he just say 'buttsack'?!"

by 42Geek July 31, 2010

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.

Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!

by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"

Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...

by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007