Buttbeak

When you take your hand and make it into a beak shape by clenching your fingers together. Then use it to pleasure your own or a friend anally

“I met this hot girl, can’t wait to suprise her with a Buttbeak”

Friend - “what are you up to tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Not much, might hit the town and do some buttbeaking”

(Sung with a best) “If you want to Buttbeak like a Pro, use plenty of Lube and take it nice and slow”

by Sam Liquorson February 24, 2019

Buttseks

Humorous Internet meme for anal intercourse.

LOL cat says: Deir gawd make da buttseks stopz!

by frick1 February 24, 2010

Buttseckzbox

A term refering to the Xbox video game console. Usually used by Nintendo/Sony fanboys and owners of said console who realized Microsoft anally penetrated their wallet.

Also may refer to what kinky technophiles do with their electronics in the privacy of their own home.

"I'm so happy; I just got an Xbox for Christmas!"
"More liek buttseckzbox am i riet?"

by UE September 27, 2005

buttsekz

Someone's penis entering someone else's anus.

"We are going to have buttsekz whether you like it or not."

by sKuNk3 October 5, 2003

Buttspeech

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

by dharasick October 8, 2009

buttseckz

What you get for quadruple posting.

Ill give you buttseckz

by qwerewq March 12, 2004

buttsekz

1. The act of playing Xenogears.

2. Any statement expressing extreme happiness, relief, joy, felicity, ownage, sex, bliss, ecstacy, rapture, euphoria, delight, glee, mirth or general rhapsody.

3. Penetration of the anus through the use of an object, generally a phallus or penis.

- "How was the buttsekz?"

* "Buttsekz!"

- "True."
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- "How far are you with the buttsekz?"

* "The beginning of disc 2."

- "Buttsekz!"

by Kenji Tetsuo February 27, 2003