Buttpirate

Somone who raids people's assholes to take their butthair and use it for sick purposes, such as fake mustaches.

He keeps talking about people's butthair, I think Bob is a closet buttpirate.

by Arctic Wasp May 2, 2008

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

buttpirate

An Unusually Gay Operative found in sales.

That guy who asked for the interactive pop up ad was a real Butt Pirate.

by Dr. Beefinger October 17, 2003

buttwiggin

Referring to an extremely hairy butt

When he mooned me, I was almost blinded when i realized that he had a buttwiggin.

by Maki and Kichiko February 26, 2005

buttpipe

a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.

"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."

by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008

buttpiss

when stools exit the body in a highly liquified, and often projectile, state. AKA Diarhea...coined by BirminghamStang of a popular V6 Mustang site

I at a big burrito and the buttpiss was horrendus....

by Chris Strickland November 24, 2006

buttsignal

When the Buttsignal is in the sky...

Chris has had too many non-prescription drugs again!

"The Buttsignal's in the sky again."

"Oh, fuck, here comes the migraine..."

by Meg March 30, 2004