buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

by Buters876 February 23, 2015

Butter the bread

To perform a very smooth landing in an aircraft. The bread refers to the runway

Plane spotter 1: did you see that A330 butter the bread
Plane spotter 2: yeah I got it on video

by AaronDynamics13 April 25, 2020

Magical Butter

Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.

It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.

I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?

by Pot Brownies March 30, 2013

author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

batterwitch

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????

by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

Amish Moon Butter

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**

Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

by MisterGLUb May 10, 2023

Butterilla

It is common for Mexican-American and Mexican families to enjoy a flour tortilla with melted butter spread inside the tortilla. It's similar to a quesadilla; however on a butterilla the tortilla is rolled. Currently a butterilla is requested by asking for "melted butter on a flour tortilla."

My children enjoy eating butterillas when they visit their grandmother's home.

by SilvaButterRilla December 28, 2013