anita buttram

Anita Buttram = "I need a butt ram". A woman who DESPARATELY needs to be fucked in the ass!

Sally has no clit. Last weekend, in the bar, at 2am, she yelled out "Anita Buttram"!

by Anita Johnson July 17, 2006

buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 5, 2013

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

buttram

The last name of a Shawnee Indian. Also my great uncle or grandfather or something

my last name is buttram...and pats last name is buttram...weve gotta be related somehow

by Jess October 17, 2003

Buttcramp

A person that is acting in a way more than that of a nuisance and just below that of a pain-in-the-ass.

Hey dude, I was having a good time until you decided to be a BUTTCRAMP

by Diablogypsy April 8, 2010

Buttcrack soufflé

A childcare worker named Tyra.
A soufflé of buttcracks.

I made Tyra my buttcrack soufflé.

by Mohave July 3, 2019