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Burkman

a guy who is dating a girl way too good for him
"Dude look at that hot girl! Wait, look who she's with! Dammit Burkman!" (Re: Josh Burkman and Arianny Celeste)
by Control_sauce November 25, 2009
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bruksch

/brooksh/ noun

A high-octane severely foul-smelling fart that's commonly associated with people on a steady diet of organic, gas-producing vegetables such as broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, (brussels) sprouts, cauliflower, and hijiki; any fart with the pungent, hot, sulfuric, unbelievably strong smell reminiscent of a trip to a volcanic hotspot.

/brooksh/ noun

A mnemonic device useful when grocery shopping to help you avoid vegetables that cause intense gas pain and severely stinky farting: B(roccoli) R(adishes) U(lloco) K(ale) S(prouts, brussels) C(auliflower) H(ijiki).

/brooksh/ noun

Onomatopoeia for the sound made in passing a big, severely stinky, sulfurous fart.

/brooksh/ verb

The act of passing intestinal gas so foul, hot, and sulfur-smelling that even the most polite people around can't help but flee your general vicinity, like they are running for their lives from a volcanic eruption.
1. Rob cleared out the whole gym when he was doing squats and passed a bruksch so hot and foul it stank the whole place up for an hour.

2. My trainer at the gym taught me to use the BRUKSCH mnemonic device to avoid veggies that make my farts stink so bad, so I can stop buying so much broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, hijiki, and other gas-producers like that.

3. Did you hear the bruksch that vegetarian girl passed at lunch and then tried to blame on the table next to her? That was priceless.

3. About a half hour after chowing down on all the broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale and other organic veggies she loaded her plate with at the Whole Foods salad bar, Terri bruksched so bad the stench cleared out not only the office but most of downtown Indianapolis.
by IndyWalt March 30, 2011
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burek

leafy meat pie, popular amongst the people in Balkan Peninsula, besides with meat, it could be made with cheese or apples or simply anything with high collesterol
Here you can stop so we can have a nice hot burek.

I ate 8 bureks and I almost overdosed last night.
by BooWrecka March 29, 2004
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burkay

Big, strong and a hard personality.
Burkay is the prototyp man.
If you ever met on keep on going.
Burkay isnt like the other guys.
He walks with three legs.
A : I saw burkay's leg.
B: You saw what?
A: i saw him without jeans...
B: And??
A: I never again say to some one he has an big one..
by OG KACAK January 3, 2017
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Burke 'em

Wrecking someone's life (retarded child who is above 18 and instigated a fight with a minor) with one punch.

Of Pennsylvania origin. Word derived from classic fight that nobody will forget.
You're gonna get Burked up

Get the cameras ready he's gonna Burke 'em
by Royal Savage April 21, 2017
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burak'd

When the first year comp sci boyos get Mega Cucked on their final assignment.

BAD TEW THEM.
Oh man, thoose poor first years, they are about to get Burak'd
by DrMoneyFTW March 13, 2018
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Hairy Burka

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.
Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!
by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015
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