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bullshitter

Someone who talks total crap out of their ringpiece. They tell that many lies that the pure idiotic fiction spewing out of their gob becomes reality in their tiny pea sized minds.
Rachel Stokes from Wolverhampton is a true bullshitter. Girl i can smell turds and its coming from your gob.
by Schema-Master August 12, 2008
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Bullshitsnauzer

When a person is bullshitting you.
Bullshitsnauzer. tm.
Maaan, that Mike-guy is a bullshitsnauzer
by Mufasamufasa June 15, 2011
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Bullshitter

1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.

Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009
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Bobby Bullshitter

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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bullshittery

The understanding that what just occurred in your life was such bullshit
Bro 1: Did anyone see that guy snipe me from across the map?!
Bro 2: That's such bullshittery
by mandingz February 25, 2015
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bullshitness

When a person is tired and fed up of all the bullshit they would recieve from work or people.
I'm just frustrated with the timing and the bullshitness of it all.
by meangirl7685 December 12, 2009
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Bullshittin'

Nigga get yo sweet ass over here nigga quit bullshittin... we gotta dip outta here joe.
by 74-BOSS September 2, 2005
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