Bobby Bullshitter

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"

"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

bullshittery

The understanding that what just occurred in your life was such bullshit

Bro 1: Did anyone see that guy snipe me from across the map?!
Bro 2: That's such bullshittery

by mandingz February 25, 2015

bullshitness

When a person is tired and fed up of all the bullshit they would recieve from work or people.

I'm just frustrated with the timing and the bullshitness of it all.

by meangirl7685 December 12, 2009

bullshitinous

Affected by, characterized by, or resembling bullshit.

We had to put up with several bullshitinous rules on the campus.

by Nick Wright February 3, 2005

bullshitimia

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011

bullshitter of the week

an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)

michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.


oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.

by gayul March 1, 2009

bullshitinosis

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.

Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS

by yoda321 November 6, 2009