The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
Get the brunswick county car wash mug.A boys prep school located in Greenwich, CT. Brunswick has grades pre-K - 12th and is an all boys school. In high school (grades 9-12) Brunswick combines with Greenwich Academy (an all girls school) resulting in coed classes. Students at Brunswick often come from wealthy families in Greenwich, Rye, Stamford, and other surrounding towns. Although it is only a day school, Brunswick is considered one of New England's best prep schools. Graduates often attend universities including Stanford, Middlebury, Dartmouth, UVA, and Yale. Although famous for its incredible lacrosse, squash, and hockey teams, Brunswick also hosts excellent varsity teams including football, baseball, soccer, crew, tennis, water polo, cross country, wrestling, and basketball. Students at Brunswick are often much more cultured and educated than Greenwich's public schools, especially Central Middle School where all of the kids are complete idiots with no athletic or academic ability. Brunswick has a long history of academic and athletic excellence which they continue to this day.
Jim: "Are you applying to Brunswick School next year?"
Matt: "Ya, I really want to get in, Brunswick is such a good school."
Jim: "I agree. Brunswick is much better than Central."
Matt: "Ya, I really want to get in, Brunswick is such a good school."
Jim: "I agree. Brunswick is much better than Central."
by Trajan174 July 26, 2012
Get the Brunswick School mug.maritime canadian province, often forgotten by the rest of canada. only other place in canda with a significant french population, although they still only consititue 25% of the people. americans tried to make it join the usa after the 1776 revolution, but new brunwick was indifferent. really not much going on here today.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
Get the new brunswick mug.a small, hick town where everyone knows eachothers business within a matter of 0.5 seconds. There are a total of about three restaurants to eat. Many locals/burnouts/underage pregnant girls, work at the super fresh, or mcdonalds.
The Kim Weddle is the most hoppin spot for all the G's and ballas. and the J-block crew.
"Hills, Whores and liquor stores" is the motto of the town. Go Roaders.
The Kim Weddle is the most hoppin spot for all the G's and ballas. and the J-block crew.
"Hills, Whores and liquor stores" is the motto of the town. Go Roaders.
Cindy-"one of ya'll needs ta get down to that Jerrys Liquors and get me a bottle of Jim Beam! the baby's kickin! and i want some holster fries!!"
Jose the Bum, aka aivery aka glorytogod ZING2010 aka i change my name daily.-"The Wick is Sick. and so am i."
Brad George-" Brunswick, MD. is just a little slice of heaven!"
Jose the Bum, aka aivery aka glorytogod ZING2010 aka i change my name daily.-"The Wick is Sick. and so am i."
Brad George-" Brunswick, MD. is just a little slice of heaven!"
by Sandi Bonesteel June 11, 2008
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by Coo-coo ka-choo October 20, 2011
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on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
by SEMI327 May 9, 2018
Get the new brunswick soap socks mug.The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.
What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
by penisadult November 16, 2021
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