burning desire

Something you feel like you must do.

I have a burning desire to eat all this bread.

by ASRlEL August 21, 2018

Burning a mule

The act of taking a steamy dump....

Mark went to hand in his form, but HR was out burning a mule.

by Katelynne81 November 18, 2005

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

breninger

mistakenly referred to as a type of sex toy, a breninger in actuality is a tall male usually having buzzed or curly hair, the latter often resembly that of pubic hair. A breninger is a life loving exzuberent person, often looking for a good time or a party. They love recreational drug use and have an annoyingly funny laugh. Breningers are often falsely accused of being under the influence during school hours.

steven: dogg Wheres the pary at?
Brody: Wow bro your sucha breninger

by tim bellowith March 25, 2010

brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

by pruned November 24, 2013

Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 1, 2014

Brining

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017