bumperstilskin

v.
to do a bump or to snort a drug.

Let's do some bumperstilskins and rave all night long

by A Guy Named Gal March 19, 2005

bumperfucker

Someone who drives too close to your rear bumper, or someone who gets in front of you only to go slower than you.

I feel like driving a tank and squashing all these bumperfuckers!

by Simple Simon Says January 19, 2007

Bumper Lovin

1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you

2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car

A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending

Driver: Yo ! this car behind me is mad close, they keep bumper lovin !

by H-Carr March 8, 2009

bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.

Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!

by marshn115 May 11, 2015

baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.

sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper

by hannita May 26, 2008

timmy bumper

A term used in southeast to refer to crack cocaine

Is there gonna be any timmy bumper around tonight?

by Dirtyborough December 1, 2015