Bronsexual

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James

"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

by Bronsexual fan 69423 May 24, 2022

brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.

"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"

by Cisco Child February 5, 2009

brassed

To be skint or have a lack of money

I can't afford that dope, I'm brassed!

by Dolpho July 20, 2006

Broskee

Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)

Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind

by KewLy August 7, 2011

Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.

I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums

by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

Teddy Brosevelt

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass

Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010