michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

awesome singer songwriter musician

by Michelle Luver March 3, 2005

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

north branch

a small hole in the wall town that's majority farming. the schools are complete shit filled with cunt jocks, annoying hicks, weird fucking nerds, wanna be emos, trannies, and the minority of normal people. if you dislike country music you will be shunned but overall a fucking shitty place to be

"wow north branch fucking sucks!"
"yeah it does!"

by HICKSLAYER May 4, 2018

4th branch

The "branch" of the government known as the media that spreads propaganda and fills peoples minds with useless shit

the 4th branch of the government is responsible for controlling the minds of millions.

by Emilio April 13, 2005

Bionca

A beautiful girl. She's funny outgoing, and thicc. Everybody loves Bionca and she's a leader, everyone follows after her and she sets the trends. She's 100% the Mom of the group. She makes you laugh, and is the perfect person to rant to. Don't steal her man or she'll fight you. Always there for you if you need her and no matter what she will stay by your side. The perfect best friend. Definitely an amazing girl to have around, someone you never want to lose.

{Girl 1} Omg look at my best friend! She's so beautiful!
{Girl 2} Wow, she's such a Bionca!
{Bionca} Well, that is my name!

by PrettyNymphet April 18, 2018

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync

Did I mention she sings?

by Rockstar June 16, 2003

Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010