Bleached bunny

A woman who has a fetish for white men.

A common fetish, as most women dating or having sexual endeavors outside of their race usually indulge themselves with white men.

White women with this fetish may be called racist or traditional, and non white women with this fetish are considered colonized or bed wenches by their communities.

These women come with an array of reasons for choosing to be white only, some do it for purely sexual reasons and simply have a love for BWC (big white cock) and other women can have more political reasons, such as the divest movement.

Girl 1: I don't know what to do, the sex isn't good and he just won't listen to me or try to work things out.
Girl 2: Well, have you tried white men?
Girl 1: Let's be serious, who wants a white boy.
Girl 2: I'm serious! Being a bleached bunny will change your life.

by Bleached addict July 15, 2023

beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.

Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome

by Little Boots May 26, 2009

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

Beached As

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.

I'm beached as bro!

by Dson001 January 8, 2009

Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 2, 2009

Bleached whale

A fat homosexual with dyed blonde hair.

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.

by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014