The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from
ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people
go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible
Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to
run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why
don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from
ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).