2 definitions by 556677NK
The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
by 556677NK March 8, 2010
A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010