Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

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Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013

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Brainchat

A slang word used for when someone is picky about everything, and is rude about it. This is similar to a Karen.

I told Jack he was being a brainchat, and he just kept saying annoying and picky things.

by masonthemissile November 10, 2022

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Éirinn go brách

Ireland forever, used by Irish and the support of IRA forces.

When someone is showing support for the Irish people and against the British. One would say "Éirinn go brách!"
meaning Ireland forever.

by Ingvold January 10, 2008

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branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

by aymurrr August 18, 2011

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