ornamentalia

noun - a generic term to describe adornments used in piercings of the genitals, such as a ring in a prince albert - usually meaning more than one.

That skank had so much ornamentalia her cooch set off the metal detectors at the club.

by Ghenghis June 28, 2006

pornamented

The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.

Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.

That tree is pornamented.

by toolong2care January 12, 2015

wall ornament

a reject/loner/loser/tool at a social function
usually has their back up against the wall

The man at the party was a total wall ornament, no one would dance to him.

by breezie February 25, 2008

Arm Ornament

A very attractive girl, found holding her boyfriend/date's arm.

Guy 1: Dude, look at his date!
Guy 2: Yeah, what an arm ornament...

by Dexi July 1, 2011

cincinatti hood ornament

Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.

Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.

by Hayabusadude84 September 22, 2013

Cohoes hood ornament

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.

Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.

by Sbreps June 2, 2023

ornament

a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

"dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!"
"his ornament felt amazing in my hood"

by KateKT January 12, 2006