boobset

A pair or SET of boobs.

Look at that boobset.

by 1352532636 May 30, 2009

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.

When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.

by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021

Moral Boobster

It'sa girl (stripper or friend) who boosts you moral by doing a flash boob.

yesterday i was feeling kinda low, but Nancy came to my place and flashe boob me to cheer me up. She's really a moral boobster!

by KinkyLulu November 19, 2009

99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Thos are 99 words for boobs

by illestemia March 7, 2009

man boobs

what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.

Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.

Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .

by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017

boobsin

1. The sinful act and display in which a man with man-boobs/pecks are revealed through a seductive and erotic exposure to the moonlight and/or starlight.

2. A distinguised man-boy that has the heart and soul of an ornery child but appearance of a classy bussinessman.

I'm still blown away by David's boobsin aura.

Her boyfriend, Mick, is such a boobsin.

by bOObsin February 3, 2010

boobsikah

The celebration of wearing your Victoria Secret bra at the same time as your best friend who's Jewish, that she purchased with the gift card you gave her for Hanukkah.

Hey! Do you have your boobsikah on today? Me too!

by kimbo88 January 23, 2011