bodily fluids

any liquid produced by the body like sweat, semen and urine

A:is sweat a bodily fluid?
B:yes any fluid produced by the body are bodily fluids

by Unknown07724 January 10, 2025

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes

I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate

by Cody5050 May 12, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025