Bobneutralphobia

Watch out for people named Bobby, because you may have this phobia. Bobneutralphobia is the fear of the neutral face of a person named Bobby. Their neutral or 'resting' face stares right into your soul and may scar you for life. Symptoms of the phobia include feeling uncomfortable around the neutral face of a person named 'Bobby' and having the image of their neutral face in your mind 24/7.

Person 1: "Holy fuck, I can't get Bobby's neutral face out of my mind. He really just stares into my soul."
Person 2: "Man, you probably have Bobneutralphobia."

by uumiko May 11, 2021

Babeesus

He is a god far greater than any other. He is the gods of gods. The higher power to the higher powers. God, Jesus, Allah, all look up to him. He is the mightiest being of all time

Me: All praise go to Babeesus

by lil toshi April 26, 2022

bober

beaver in polish

person 1: hey look a bober
person 2: omg its a boberkurwa

by NiteHaggers August 26, 2022

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

Friendly bobber

A person who tries to be buddy-buddy with everybody, but talks bad about them behind theirs backs. Or just tries to do it to be more popular

Omg she is such a friendly bobber!!!!! She is always trying to be friends with everyone

by Drizzy89 April 14, 2013

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Bobhead

A Person , Who's never answering a straight on -Yes- or a straight on -NO-
Always doing this vacilliation "Bob-Bob"

Hey Joe , do you prefer black coffee ?
The answer : "bob-bob" ,it depends on !

Depends on what "Bobhead ? ....

by sLg January 29, 2004