Boats

1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.

In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

boat

(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"

That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.

by Tizzle Sizzle June 9, 2003

boat

Long, hard wood that's full o seamen

I bought a giant ass boat on Craig's List

by HorseKin January 2, 2016

boat

It stands for Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport.

Rachel: You can't afford a boat.
Joey: I'll do whatever it takes. I'll make payments!
Rachel: It's just a buoyancy operated aquatic transport.
Joey: I want The Mr. Beaumont!
Rachel: Oh very well.

by FriendsFan2010 February 20, 2010

boat

another name for a full house in poker.

"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"

by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

by ja$on December 7, 2002

Boats

Pretty much anything you want it to mean

"so we killed this hooker the other night and a cop pulled us over. He asked what we were doing and i said boats."

by Belkis Deyanira November 6, 2007