Definitions by Whoremonger

Red Bicycle Brand 

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

Red Bicycle Brand by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

Waste man 

An insulting term literally meaning 'waste of space'. It can be used in whatever circumstance to get the message through that you do not hold a very high opinion of somebody.

Janaiya: F***, man, Mr Brennan kept me back after school. Waste man, he is.

or

Leshay: Ai, man! Don't touch me, you waste man. Nobody likes you.

Waste man by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

Div by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

Snake

A grass, snitch, tell-tale, whatever you may call them. Or just a sneaky, sly person.

Diamond: What, Ethelburga snitched on Kyra?
Tyler: Snake!

Snake by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

is my name bob? by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

Boat 

Face. Derived from the cockney rhyming slang 'Boat race' for face. If you wish to make it sound even more ridiculous, try saying it with a false Jamaican accent.

Clap across the boat- A slap in the face

Candice: Don't chat, you fool.
Shanisha: You want a clap across da boat, woman?
(pronounced boo-at)

Boat by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

general

Somebody who's in charge. It should be the teacher but for some strange reason, hardly ever is.

Sabir *kissing teeth*: Ah man, Mr Carpenter came in to my English lesson once and tried to make me reconcile and said he's phoning my parents. That man tinks he's general.

general by Whoremonger April 14, 2008