Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010

Blumpkin

A black munchkin

We welcome you to Blumpkinland!

by Blumpkin land April 29, 2013

Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.

by fuckoffyougutterslut February 13, 2014

Blumpkin

A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.

Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.

by Beccamckennabrady January 25, 2022

Blumpkin

The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

by wing513 June 23, 2011

Blumpkin

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob

Damn bitch give me a blumpkin

by Bitchwantme December 4, 2013

Blumpkin

verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

by n24 September 8, 2009