Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010

a bucket of blue ball dicks

the feeling of utter disgust

to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain

after a night of hardcore partying

Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.

by christopher superfly August 10, 2006

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024

Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."

The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Blue Balls

Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.

Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.

E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."

"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"

by Snopuppy September 16, 2018