Blunderstanding

to gain new insight through serendipitous means

Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.

by D. MacFarlane November 8, 2007

Blunderstand

to gain new insight through a serendipitous mistake

Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.

by D. MacFarlane January 5, 2009

Indiana Blinder

The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.

Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."

by Peterbuster September 5, 2013

blindees

a group of two or more blind people

it appears as if i am walking with a group of blindees
how could you miss a car that was zooming towards you at a speed 100mph

by mihussy October 11, 2009

White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012

brooklyn blinder

When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!

I was making love to my girl and had to take a mean shit, so I gave her the Ole Brooklyn Blinder.

by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 11, 2022

blinder

The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.

Carlie had a real blinder when she went clubbing in Bendigo the other night.

by Spenders December 28, 2005