Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

trans blender

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender

"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."

by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017

Go fuck a Blender

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils

mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender

by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008

3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.

I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.

by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020

Blenderhead

The unsung innovators of post-punk.
Furthermore, the most tragically underrated band of all time.
...but I will never forget them.

Prime Candidate For Burnout, Blenderhead's debut album on Tooth & Nail Records, set the postpunk bar so high that everyone pretended it didn't exist so's they wouldn't have to try so hard to measure up to such exospherically lofty standards.

by Plangent-Wormgears June 19, 2009

Bentern

A hotel intern that grows up to work for the same boss.

He is a bentern, been working for that guy since college,

by Bosshole March 20, 2019