if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.
Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.
by joejizzle May 7, 2008
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bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.
Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!
by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
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anger bleeds

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.
Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me
by Rae$ April 6, 2017
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Bleed The Sky

Orange County metalcore band came out onto the scene in 2002. Considered to be part of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal Movement. Released two albums through Nuclear Blast Records, Paradigm in Entropy (2005), Murder The Dance (2008). Their latest release came out through Art Is War Records, This Way Lies Madness (2020).
Can’t wait to go see Bleed The Sky shred on tour!
by Hornsup2020 September 25, 2020
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bleeding heart

Feeling sorry for everything and everyone and giving in to emotions quickly.
'My heart bleeds for you.' I am a bleeding heart.
by Liz February 23, 2005
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Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.
For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.
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anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.
Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"
by Spidershit January 31, 2014
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