blart

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”

by SuperCrunchyCrouton27 January 3, 2021

blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011

Blart

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008

blart

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

blart

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

by HAHA! March 1, 2005

blart

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/

by Dardrew July 30, 2009

blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

by NATeDoog October 10, 2008