blag

To deceive or attempt to persuade by presenting to know, do or be something more or else than a person actually does or is. Sometimes unsuccessfully.

Verb, noun, adjective and pronoun (separately or all together).

Example A

Situation: Person 1 gives a series of advanced lectures about the laws of things that don't exist or aren't here and concludes by stating that too much hot air has been spoken on the topic by other persons.

Person 2: "they blag a bit don't they".
Person 3: "what a lot of blag".
Person 4: "and after sitting through those interminably blag deliverances, the blag tells us this".

Example B

Situation: a Professor announces to students that he will only be lecturing for half an hour of each scheduled lecture (being 60 minutes each in the schedule), every week for the duration of the semester because he doesn't feel like it.

Person 2: "who the blag does this blagger think he's blagging. I'm getting a fees refund".
Person 3: "blag it. blag. total blagging blag".

by Ivanothaone July 24, 2012

blag

to get in to someone (snog)

"I blaged my girlfriend the other day"

by joe101 October 19, 2006

blagged

To steal/rob off with something or somewhere

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Someone blagged bricktops bookies last night"
Random American Wanker: "Tony, for christs sake you invented the language, speak english"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Blagged, means robbed innit"
from Snatch

by Taylor January 24, 2005

blagging

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.

John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.

by Matthew Creveling May 13, 2008

blag

1) to irritate, pester or annoy
2) to make up

1) "she was really blagging me" or "he is such a blag"
2)"i blagged that whole english exam"

by naomi January 25, 2005

blag

The extended period of silence between posts on a blog.

Well folks, after extended blag I am now back to tell all sorts of exciting untruths about my make believe life that I feel important enough to lie to you about!

by ChrisOSX October 17, 2007

blag

To brag about your blog / promote your personal blog or internet sites excessively and often; to blow your own trumpet according to number of site hits, users, links etc

"You should really go and check out my blog. It's really popular - somewhere around 400 users I think!"
Sigh. He's blagging again.

by LindzJol April 20, 2008