Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.
Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room
Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.
Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.
Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.
by taco49er November 29, 2011
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If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.
However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.
If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.
However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.
Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.
Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.
Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.
Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!
Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.
Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.
Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!
by uh... bob. April 28, 2009
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Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007
Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007
"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"
by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008
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by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008
Get the bladder adder snot mug.Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
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