bionic woman

When your girl straps on her "big friend" while you are sleeping, she'll lube it up and ram it up your butt and screw you like a jackhammer.

A bionic woman can pump you like a jackhammer.

by Showty Love November 25, 2007

Bionic Seahorse

A sexual position in which the person who will be penetrated puts their legs behind their head. After doing so the person who will do the act of penetrating commences with penetration.

She's really flexible man, she can do a Bionic Seahorse!!!

by Syd Manson December 28, 2009

Bionic tits

Something that is of the utmost awesomeness.

ex. 1
Trey:Dude...I totally just caught a fucking Charizard!!
Lee:Bionic Tits!!!!
ex.2
Trey:Hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?
Lee:Yea dude, it was bionic titties. She even licked my taint.

by gnarLEE January 12, 2009

bionic daddy

When I man is so erect, he commits cultural genocide.

Jacob you can't be my bionic daddy, said Charlotte, your dick is too small!

by XXXdaddy6969 April 11, 2017

Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!

"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"

by peasontoast July 27, 2020

Bionic Bangs

When the bangs are so bad they go bionic

"she got some bionic bangs"

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Sym Bionic Titan

Probably the best TV show Cartoon Network had after the era of Samurai Jack, Power Puff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Teen Titans, and Foster Home for Imaginary friends to the most drastic extend. Created by the Russian-American, Genndy Tartakovsky, the show is based on a group of two teenagers and a robot that are sent to Earth in order to protect the princes from the recent coup that took place. Titan created a great deal of views and good criticism, sadly it was removed from Cartoon network cause of lack of baby merchendise. Stood proud with the decision even though it ended its airing.

Carl: This show is soo sick!!!
Kim: I know!!! i didntmissed any episodes when they came out!
Carl: Too bad they took it out! I wanted to see it again even if its the old episodes!
Kim: You still can from iTunes!
Carl: *a minute later* Woo i own Sym Bionic Titan!

by Smeethers November 3, 2011