Bionic Rod

The desired result of taking Viagra

Before his rendezvous with Keith, Gary Mcintosh always makes sure he's packing his Bionic Rod

by brian humphrey March 9, 2005

Bionka

Bionka is most likely a cancer, so when you just woke her up she will get mad at you and be grouchy. But the good things about her she is VERY caring , smart , and she has a lot of energy because she has ADHD. But that’s the part where she is special and she will stick up for you. If you date a Bionka she will
Be even more carings and genuine to you and she is kind of clingy.

Boy#1: Ooh! Look at Bionka.. I want her to mine forever, She’s so nice!

Boy#2: Same!

by Idkabouthis November 12, 2021

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

biongo

Un pene flácido de apariencia poco agradable; un güevo mongo. Simboliza impotencia, soledad o una gran tristeza.

¿Estás bien? Tienes cara de biongo.

by Seba-chan~kun February 20, 2019

biong

A word used to describe the emotion felt when seeing an attractive female, often used enthusiastically and repeatedly amongst the male population and at an alarmingly high rate during the consumption of alcohol.

Brent: cheryl cole's on the tv
Trey: biong!

-Several pints later-

Brent: was that cherie blair?
Trey: BIIIOOOONNG!!

by Harv13 July 20, 2010

bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013