beg-puss (begging the puss)

Adjective

1
beg-puss: A desperate male that exudes desperation
(craving the puss). He is likely to throw cock at puss at any given opportunity, with no shame what-soever.

2
begging the puss; A shameless individual displaying extreme desperation
to get the 'puss'

Beg-puss (Begging the puss)
Example 1:

Mark: Did you see how Paul was going on last night?
Dave: Yea he was going on like a proper 'beg-puss'.

Example 2:

Sharon: Mary, Your man wouldn't leave me alone last

night. He wouldn't stop begging the puss.

Mary: What you calling my man a beg-puss?

by Side-parted biff and Sik human July 15, 2014

The Story Begins

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009

Every kiss begins with K

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.

Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.

by Goldenrod June 21, 2008

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010

Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer

by KCPDX June 13, 2010

begging dragon

When a man or a woman, is on their knees, ready to commence an act of fellatio on a male. They swill whiskey in their mouth and proceed with the act. Once the deed is done, the whiskey and sex waste is then blown from the mouth into a naked flame like a fire breather. Hence Begging Dragon.

Giver: I'm going to do the Begging Dragon.

Receiver: I'll get the lighter.

by DragonRider99 April 6, 2017