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beeing

synonym of jammming/relaxing
inhabiting a state of complete relaxation
feeling care-free and relaxed
time usually spent in the company of friends and often achieved by taking drugs such as weed and cannabis
popular amongst british teenagers
when beeing people tend to act uncharacteristically and often find themselves regretting their actions the next morning
by krispykreme69 September 3, 2009
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bewilderbeast

A person who is in the habit of derailing a conversation (usu. somebody else's) by throwing in an unrelated comment, which at first seems like it may bear some relation to the conversation at hand. Thereby making themselves look stupid, and confusing the living hec*k out of everyone else.
so, Tamsin and I were discussing buying season tickets to the Mets, When Shannon jumped in with a comment about how great their retrospective of Goya is...what a bewilderbeast!
by hongkongfooey October 3, 2008
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bewildered cock

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.
Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.
by Sean O August 23, 2006
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beweaved

artificially sewn in hair extensions
wifey came back from the saloon, lookin' all beweaved & whatnot
by moanman May 14, 2005
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Bereidingen

The act of losing one's self in a euphoric stupor; this usually comes with vivid hallucinations of small animals wearing clothes often reserved for law enforcement.
"I can't tell you how much fun bereidingen is."
by Sheriff Duck September 18, 2011
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Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
by krojas0 May 6, 2012
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beweever

Someone who has exceptional faith in their weeve (wig). They wear it with pride and confidence.
"Fuck, I'm so glad Tammy suggested I get myself a weeve. This shit be poppin'. Now I'm a true beweever.
by BrycieWycie23 September 24, 2017
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