Benson

When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the water and you cant see the back end because it is down the toilet.

Ron really had to drop one and did the Benson.

by Mike Benson August 29, 2006

benson

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.

We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.

by nk2000 August 17, 2014

Benson

Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.

Elton John is a dirty fuckin Benson

by BSF_Clubfoot December 24, 2008

bensonism

being a slag and betraying your friends

Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."

by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020

Benson

Cigarette collector.

The keeper of all information (k.g.b.)

One who likes to stab the face alot.

Hey go pick that cigarette you Benson!!

by hehe tummy tums August 21, 2009

Benson

A person who cheats off money from friends, and never pays them back.

Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.

Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.

A: Hey let's get the bill!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?

--- 1 month later ----...

A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!

by facebookloverrr September 26, 2012

Benson

The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.

Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.

Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.

by Tatersalad1246 May 22, 2007