When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the water and you cant see the back end because it is down the toilet.
by Mike Benson August 29, 2006
n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.
We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.
by nk2000 August 18, 2014
Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.
by BSF_Clubfoot April 06, 2007
being a slag and betraying your friends
by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020
by hehe tummy tums August 21, 2009
A person who cheats off money from friends, and never pays them back.
Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.
Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.
Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.
Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.
A: Hey let's get the bill!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?
--- 1 month later ----...
A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?
--- 1 month later ----...
A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!
by facebookloverrr September 26, 2012
The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.
by Tatersalad1246 May 08, 2007