disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018

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a) someone who cannot sit properly in a chair

b) someone who has to do a finger gun or peace sign every two minutes

c) awkward

b) me

Random intrusive person: Hey whats your sexual identity?
Bisexual person: Um im bisexual *peace sign*

by swaggy phrog January 17, 2021

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Bisexual sandwich

A sex position involving two men and a woman. One of the men penetrates the other's ass, while the guy in the middle penetrates the woman's pussy.

Did you hear Todd got into a bisexual sandwich with Mike and Emma last night? He was in the middle, I hope he's okay

by Long Dicc Nigga December 14, 2018

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A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!

by whydontyoRevampedSpider February 1, 2023

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