Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025
Get the Benoitemug. Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!
by Gia’s November 28, 2020
Get the Jean Benoitmug. 
Most attractive girl ever , once she will be in your heart nothing will separate you , because she's just so lovely. That girl is kind of the perfection but just a little much better.. If you find a Adele Benoit , be prepare to have one of the best life ever , with her , because she will be your angel on earth & afther life . When your with her you feel in paradize , cause your safe , loved , you feel invincible & so much full of hapiness just like a dream , but like the best dream you ever add, But you realise that your dream is true , the dream is ADELE , she's right next to you so you got to say to that girl you love her more then anything , cause it may be the best thing that ever happen in your life .
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#perfect #blond #love #presious
guy 1 : I've recently talked to a girl , she's so georgius and funny i would like to go on a date with her , idk man she's kind of perfect you know idk What to do .
Guy 2 : well my friend , that must be a Adele . Go find that Girl and love her , its a diamond , do it , i tell you.. dont lose the chance of your life or i'll kick you in the ass !
Adele benoit
Guy 2 : well my friend , that must be a Adele . Go find that Girl and love her , its a diamond , do it , i tell you.. dont lose the chance of your life or i'll kick you in the ass !
Adele benoit
by plunaboy321 March 19, 2017
Get the adele benoitmug. Benoit is a stuburn brat and if things don’t go his way that’s when it comes in Benoit likes being perfect but when not that when it gets bad Benoit’s has a tendency to have a lot of heart and never give up Benoit’s love sports mainly being in nature and have creative and imaginative minds and a love for friends and family
Benoit is the greatest in French class
by Ruben500 January 27, 2019
Get the Benoitmug. by User_42069 January 6, 2022
Get the Benoitmug. Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.
Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
Get the Chris Benoitmug.