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Stag Beetle

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.
Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?
by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011
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Joshua Beetle

Malicious insects synthesized from Hingle Fibers found within a Spingfleng infection. Joshua beetles are notorious for their ravenous worship and devotion to the Bobar Nucleus.
I called an exterminator to rid my house of Joshua Beetles.
by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021
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Gerald The Beetle

The beloved beetle Gerald, risked life and limb for the enjoyment of few. In the end lost his proud little life while crossing the Crevasse of Doom.
Gerald Will be remembered.
R.I.P
Gerald The Beetle, forever dedicated in your remembrance.
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by Ethan Mcguire February 26, 2009
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Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.
The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.
by NigelM June 13, 2021
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Pung Beetle

A seriously fucked up red type of beetle that only certain people with a mind connection know about.
We were chillin outside until we saw a pung beetle and ran the fuck away.
by pungbeetles July 27, 2011
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beetle wings

A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.
Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.
by Chris Peeee Bacon February 26, 2020
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beetle bonnet

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??
by kryton August 18, 2003
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