James Van Der Beeking

When a male and female are engaged in the sexual act of 69ing, and the male is getting his testicles and/or ass licked while simultaneously thrusting his erection between his partner's breasts.

"Dude, I was covered in pre-ejaculate after James Van Der Beeking with Ashley."

by C.P.K. October 4, 2009

Steamin Beamin

The act of dropping a deuce in an unsuspecting victim's coffee maker, filling it with water and running it through the shit filled filter. Results in a terribly bad smelling full brewed pot of hot diarrhea. The overwhelming smell of the cooking shit fills any sized room and usually induces uncontrolled vomiting and dry heaving.

When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin

by Secondcup May 19, 2009

beefing

Disputatious or holding malice against someone

Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing over bullsh*t

by Tiffy&Tolly June 24, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

willy-beamin

Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.

"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."

by The Savage August 31, 2008

beemschurger

A dog (specifically a chihuahua), with squinted eyes and without a neck, that is standing on top of four cheeseburgers.

What's that coming out of the sky?
That's just the beemschurger coming to collect out souls for out eternal damnation.
Oh.

by ausername87 May 18, 2020

beefing

From the episode "Laundry" from Jake and Amir. When two guys hang out and start crying. Amir does this often around Jake for no apparent reason.

Amir - Look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies. Heh, everybody turn back, don't look at us. Two dudes, two grown men, just sharing a beef.
Jake - What's a beef?
Amir - We're beefing right now!
Jake - No we're not.

by boxmanforpresident January 22, 2012