beige

description of a county/suburb/jneighborhood/restaurant, etc. that has no personality.

Q. "Where would you like to go tonight for dinner?"
A. "Let's get ouf of "the county". I want to go somewhere that is not beige."

Q. What color are you going to paint your house?
A. The only color the Homes Association will approve - Johnson County beige.

by Aireclay June 29, 2011

Beige Off

A competition in which more than one individual wears as much beige as possible in a failed attempt to match.

In a Beige Off there are not always knowing participants; however there are always judges.

Shawn easily won the beige off at work today. He even had on a beige cloth belt from his Boy Scout days.

by Jamark March 5, 2010

BeeGee

A 70's style blow job, done while listening to, or thinking of popular disco group.

While watching Saturday Night Fever last week, my girlfriend gave me a BeeGee.

by the Gypsies August 22, 2010

Beige Mage

A beige mage is a person who calls someone else a white knight if they show a basic act of kindness to a female.

"Dude, did you see Gavin call Brent a white knight?"

"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."

by Brent T. Johnson October 17, 2018

unfussy beige

when you are a silly unfussy beige😍
Fruitcake

“Elissa is such an unfussy beige”😹

by unfussybeige August 31, 2021

playing the beegees

masturbating

"Scott was playing the beegees so hard last night!"

by JosephStalinIII November 5, 2009

beigeatarian

A fussy eater who prefers foods that are beige, such as fried foods, chicken, pasta, and breads. Dislikes most vegetables, fruits, and anything spicy or exotic.

"Salad? No thanks, I'm a beigeatarian."

by m.who January 30, 2009