beigeatarian

A fussy eater who prefers foods that are beige, such as fried foods, chicken, pasta, and breads. Dislikes most vegetables, fruits, and anything spicy or exotic.

"Salad? No thanks, I'm a beigeatarian."

beigeatarian by m.who January 30, 2009

Begetarian

bej-i-tair-ee-uhn

-noun
1. a vegetarian who eats bacon.
–adjective
2. of or pertaining to begetarianism or begetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
4. consisting solely of vegetables and bacon
-synonyms
beggie, bacontarian

I didn't realize that Denise was a begetarian until she added bacon to her kale soup.

Begetarian by PerturbedLizard May 9, 2010