British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.
by Patteroast January 26, 2004

by neonLighting August 30, 2010

i just rolled the fattest SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
i hate you, you fucking SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
that is so SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
i hate you, you fucking SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
that is so SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
by Rebel17 February 15, 2008

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.
by boy-girl May 22, 2011

When you are in the shower and you feel the need to stick a toothbrush in your anus (bristle end first) and jump around yelling, "I have a tail, I have a tail."
Man says "Hey honey guess what i just did."
Woman " I don't know. What?"
Man "I just did the william beagle."
Woman " I don't know. What?"
Man "I just did the william beagle."
by Jeffy Dahmer & Nanook April 23, 2007

Someone who inserts his penis into the rectum of a helpless little beagle dog and fucks it's brains out
by ramman0759 September 25, 2009
