The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
by Shadow XII December 28, 2005
Get the beach mug.When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush
by FauxBeez January 28, 2006
Get the Beached mug.What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
by Border Brother September 8, 2005
Get the beaching it mug.A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
by That which is Beach March 30, 2011
Get the beach mug.when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach
"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
by briandisco March 2, 2008
Get the beaching mug.co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
by yo mommaaaaa September 5, 2008
Get the beach mug.To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
by David Jones September 24, 2005
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